Internet Roasts Single Mother's Aggressively Entitled Dating Bio

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Dec 17, 2021 10:00 AM EST

Putting yourself out there is definitely intimidating enough as is. Piquing people's interest in you isn't an easy feat, but it's not exactly rocket science either. The one thing you shouldn't do in your dating app bio is judge people before even having a conversation with them, and that's exactly what the star of today's Nice Girls subreddit post did in her bio. She was defensive and crank off the bat, and sounded like the opposite of someone who is ready to be in a healthy relationship. The Redditors did not take well to her judge persona in the comments. Take a look for yourself at the toxic bio in question below. 

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    Product - Posted by u/uwl 2 days ago I wonder why she's a single mom lol
    via u/uwl

    Let's see what we're working with here. 

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    Mammal - About Me I'm independent, a mother, and a busy professional. I don't have time for stupidity or games. If you possess either of those, get away from me.
    via u/uwl

    It's pretty clear she's sick and tired of the dating scene. 

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    Hair - | enjoy fitness, eating healthy, eating unhealthy then feeling somewhat guilty about it, wine, spending time with family and friends, coffee, Netflix, candles, online shopping, and crying about finances.
    via u/uwl
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    Light - "Ethical" non-monogamy is stupid and never married no kids" is not a flex. P'Il just go ahead and assume I'm more mature than you if you share that.
    via u/uwl
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    Font - Specialist-Gur · 2 days ago Lol she sounds like a blast. Whole last paragraph is a mess but the negativity is apparent from the first
    via u/Specialist-Gur
  • 06
    Font - pennywhistlesmoonpie · 2 days ago Dude, right?? Like, wow this person sounds miserable. I'm sure she's killing it on Tinder.
    via u/pennywhistlesmoonpie
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    Font - HandsomeSlav · 2 days ago Also it's hilarious when the least basic hobby of yours is "candles"
    via u/HandsomeSlav
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    Font - -_Dare_- · 2 days ago those last 3 lines really remind me of my brothers Ex /mother of my niece / nephew. She's a child to her core and could barely care for herself without any help but always played the "I have 2 kids im much more mature than you" card.
    via u/-_Dare_
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    Font - TheMule90 · 2 days ago I read that in my mind with a valley girls accent.
    via u/TheMule90
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    Font - phlegmdawg · 2 days ago She's as approachable as a porcupine.
    via u/phlegmdawg
  • 11
    Font - uwl OP · 2 days ago Porcupines are way cuter lol
    via u/uwl
  • 12
    Font - reijn · 2 days ago She's right, it's not a flex. It's not a flex because it's not meant to be a flex. It's just a statement. Her 2nd paragraph has some red flags. Tread with caution. I'm trying to figure out what hobbies she even has, like what does she do in her free time... and the online shopping next to "crying about finances" would make me pause.
    via u/reijn
  • 13
    Font - reijn · 2 days ago She successfully wrote her bio to make her sound like she has zero positive qualities. Lmao
    via u/reijn
  • 14
    Font - MilitantCentrist · 2 days ago I got secondhand neuroticism just reading this.
    via u/MilitantCentrist
  • 15
    Font - Long-Reach-9690 · 2 days ago I feel like she is yelling all this at me... chill
    via u/Long-Reach-9690
  • 16
    Font - KaliasKoh · 2 days ago Sounds like a woman getting ghosted by all those 10s she thinks she can get.
    via u/KaliasKoh
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    Font - _TheFlyingBat_· 2 days ago this is like McDonald's wanting 15 years of work experience..
    via u/_TheFlyingBat_·

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